>- How important does a person have to be before they are considered >assassinated instead of just murdered?
>- Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
>- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny >for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
>- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were >buried in for eternity?
>- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would >be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up >like every two hours?
>- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>- Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
>- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in >binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for >Miss America?
>- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see >you naked anyway. ' >- I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting >clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up >in the first place!
>- Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply >press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?
>- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
>- If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started >with something called labor!
>- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever >
Posted by BrostalSS (Member # 1830) on :
I'm pondering alright.
Posted by poSSum (Member # 119) on :
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