A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "There are no fish under the ice."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the Heavens the voice bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice.
She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more, "There are no fish under the ice." She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, this is the manager of the hockey rink."
Just for fun . . . .
Posted by 35TH ED/ed (Member # 1709) on :
She must have been a Dallas starZ fan........... Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
quote:Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed: She must have been a Dallas starZ fan...........
....yeah??? ...and???
...so why weren't there any fish under there???
btw....Starbucks makes GREAT cappuccino! Posted by 35TH ED/ed (Member # 1709) on :
quote:Originally posted by cytruffle:
quote:Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed: She must have been a Dallas starZ fan...........
....yeah??? ...and???
...so why weren't there any fish under there???
btw....Starbucks makes GREAT cappuccino!
The LAke was not DEEP ENOUGH Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
quote:Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed: The LAke was not DEEP ENOUGH
ohhhhhhhh......DUH!........
Thanks, Ed!! Posted by 2002Z4CSS (Member # 1393) on :
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