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jimb0
4th Gear
Member # 176

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1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
13. AND YOUR POINT IS?
14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
22. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
23. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

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'b0

1991 Formula SLP350 A4
2001 Mitsu Eclipse GT A4
2001 Chevy Blazer ZR2 4x4
2002 SOM Trans Am Firehawk M6 #360


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cytruffle
4th Gear
Member # 1733

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Good ones!!!!
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CamaroSSgal
2nd Gear
Member # 1870

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Lately I can really relate to alot of those!!! Especially the violent ones!

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2000 Arctic White #0740, Ebony leather,M6,t-tops,ASR,smooth bellows,airlid,Borla 3" exhaust,Momo wheels,tint,BMR STB,corvette FRC's, Bilsteins,G2 Super Springs
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Mike2001SS
2nd Gear
Member # 2088

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and I have seen a few of those on cars here

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Willard (Mike) Scott
Worldwide Camaro Club North Carolina state Rep.
2001 SS convertible with all SLP opts. Sunset Orange Neutral top Neutral leather
http://community.webshots.com/user/wmss
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Y2KSS1363
1st Gear
Member # 1564

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Don't you know using upper case means you're yelling?

Oh, yeah, never mind.

[Eek!] [Roll Eyes] [Eek!]

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Cheers,
Steve SSOA F00-1363 CCSD #204
00 Camaro SS Lt. Pewter, neutral leather, M6, Hurst, PEG2, ASR, defogger
SLP Chrome ZR1's, D-D exhaust, Bilstein, Castrol, cover, mats, fobs
BMR STB, SLP !CAGS, AAM Diff cover, Chrome Hood Insert, Zaino
Dyno'd at 312 RWHP, 321 RWT
2004 Silverado SWB Z71 5.3 A4 Z82 NP8

"It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave..."
Moody Blues
http://camaroclubofsandiego.com
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Mike Bonte
1st Gear
Member # 1892

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quote:
Originally posted by jimb0:
3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
[Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]


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vyto2
1st Gear
Member # 2265

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OK, number 10 is worrying me... [Razz]

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2001 SOM WS6 w/ T-tops A4
Born on date: ASC# 5602 conversion date Feb 21st, 2001
Current mods: K&N filter, SLP lid, SLP MAF, SLP STB, BMR SFC, Flowmaster & tips, SLP headers, Y-pipe, electric cutout, plugs & wires, Bilstein lowering springs, Bilstein shocks, BMR sway bars, and panhard bar, 3200 stall torque converter, shift kit, Moser 12 bolt w/3:42's, BMR drive shaft loop, BMR LCA, Baer Iradispeed brakes
Future mods: AFR 205cc heads, Lunati cam, SLP underdrive pulley, chrome moly rods, ported throttle body
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