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A man named jimB0, they say fights fires during the day but every night by moon's pearly white among all his sheep he does play.
Of jimB0, they say he does try to satisfy sheep on the fly His bestiality craze A question does raise Just how did his chia pet die?
Unlike little Bo Peep jimB0 does not just herd sheep instead he pursues all eligible ewes and jumps on them while they're sleep.
In addition to selling ham-hocks, Of sheep, jimB0 keeps several flocks. But a couple of ewes Let loose the news He wants more then wool to knit socks.
(Sung to the melody of the "Oscar Meyer Wiener" jingle
I wish I were a sheepherder like jimB0 'Cause that is what I truly want to be, 'Cause if I were a sheepherder like jimB0, All the sheep would be afraid of me!!!
------------------ Jim Mac '98 Silver SS #108
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You have entirely too much spare time. I thought Jimbo lived in Florida, not Arkansas. Which drug(s) caused you to come up with this? Posts: 798 | From: Broken Arrow, OK, USA | Registered: Feb 2000
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Oh give me a home, where rams and ewes roam and with the sheep jimB0 does play. Where without a word, jimB0 chases a herd. And with every sheep has his way!
Home, home on the range! Where sheep and jimB0 always play. Where without a word, jimB0 chases a herd. And with every sheep has his way!
------------------ Jim Mac '98 Silver SS #108
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quote:Originally posted by KevinA: The real question is "How does Jimbo's wife feel about this shhep stuff "
Is she mad, or just plain glad that he has the sheep to well, u know. this is after all a family board so I can't post that here ??
jeannie pays no attention to this or any f body board...just emails and stuff...but if she did....she'd be roaring with laughter! i garrrrannnnteee it!!!
da b0 is pretty much king at making folks laugh and gettin da good ones in on ya....
so it could'nt happen to a more deserving fella............. maybe instead of "b0"...it should be "bAAAA"...hahahahahahahahah
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Ken, I don't think you understood !! Does she "MIND his little sheep ? Do they annoy her ?"
quote:Originally posted by KenC: jeannie pays no attention to this or any f body board...just emails and stuff...but if she did....she'd be roaring with laughter! i garrrrannnnteee it!!!
da b0 is pretty much king at making folks laugh and gettin da good ones in on ya....
so it could'nt happen to a more deserving fella............. maybe instead of "b0"...it should be "bAAAA"...hahahahahahahahah
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Lost and forlorn on a hot summers day It gasped it's last breath, and then passed away. "My poor Chia's died", his owner did cry and with crocodile tears, bid heartfelt goodbye.
But that was a sham, for all of us knew He'd murdered his Chia, to run off with a ewe. But he didn't stop there, this remorseless liar He bought a whole herd, to quench sheeply desire.
And so we all mourn, this poor faithful friend, Whom, for sheeply lust, jimB0 abandoned. The tide will turn, though, and vengeance be served, When the sheep with their shears give him what's deserved.
------------------ Jim Mac '98 Silver SS #108
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quote:Originally posted by Jim Mac: Lost and forlorn on a hot summers day It gasped it's last breath, and then passed away. "My poor Chia's died", his owner did cry and with crocodile tears, bid heartfelt goodbye.
But that was a sham, for all of us knew He'd murdered his Chia, to run off with a ewe. But he didn't stop there, this remorseless liar He bought a whole herd, to quench sheeply desire.
And so we all mourn, this poor faithful friend, Whom, for sheeply lust, jimB0 abandoned. The tide will turn, though, and vengeance be served, When the sheep with their shears give him what's deserved.
...so...y'all see how this guy is...comes on here this morning cowering and whimpering and whining about how bad life is and how woe is he...so you extend a little kindness and sympathy to him and when you have to go attend a meeting HE TURNS AROUND AND STABS YOU IN THE BACK (WITH A KNIFE HE BORROWED FROM YOU AND NEVER RETURNED)!!!
...hope this is a lesson to the rest of you who consider yourself to be his "friends"...HE HAS NO FRIENDS!!! ...only acquaintances who he has yet to pounce upon and carve up...
...y'all just wait...your time will come...his diabolical demented mind is turning right now...even as we speak he is reading a Dr. Zuess book and substituting one of y'alls names in there for the Cat in the Hat...
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I don't know, seems like he only picks on you. Maybe he looked at where the sympathy was coming from!! Friends??? I think not.
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quote:...so...y'all see how this guy is...comes on here this morning cowering and whimpering and whining about how bad life is and how woe is he...so you extend a little kindness and sympathy to him and when you have to go attend a meeting HE TURNS AROUND AND STABS YOU IN THE BACK (WITH A KNIFE HE BORROWED FROM YOU AND NEVER RETURNED)!!!
Ummmm, this coming from the guy I supported when his chia pet died? From a guy who I stood up for and defended when others attacked him concerning the circumstances surrounding the death of his "beloved" chia pet? From a guy who hid the truth and allowed me to berate others when they accused you of murder most hideous? Of which it turned out you were guilty of? I extended kindness and sympathy TO YOU, and you were just a lying, scheming, chia pet killer! You slaughtered that poor, defenseless chia, and then wore the grief on your sleeve to elicit sympathy and compassion from all those on the board. Your shameless actions tainted many members of this board, and now your words are meaningless, because we all know you're a deceitful, murderous, chia-slaughtering sheep buggerer!
------------------ Jim Mac '98 Silver SS #108
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You know, I must be getting senile in my old age. How could I forget to provide some haiku's for this celebrated topic?
(For those of you unfamiliar with what a haiku is, it's a Japanese poetic form.) haikuan unrhymed Japanese poem having a fixed three-line form consisting of 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.
The flock of sheep fled Avoiding jimB0's passion. Denying his desire.
jimB0 took the ewe and made slow, sweet love to it in the grassy field.
Failing to avoid the relief of jimB0's lust, the sheep surrendered.
Charged with the crime, Chia bestiality, jimB0 stood condemned.
------------------ Jim Mac '98 Silver SS #108
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Well...I have finally figured out what all this diatribe is...
...these are actually excerpts from Jimmie Macs autobiography..."Big Mac Meets Little Bo Peeps Sheep
...I thought I recognized the verses from somewhere...all he did was add the suffix "BO" to his name to "personalize" it. Jimmie Mac is actually the Baaaaaad Boy Sheep Lover and purveyor of mutton love and ewe-phoric fantasies. That's OK Jimmie...you can come out...you're amongst friends here, and we won't even pass judgment on you...even through some of those sheep are still little baaabies...
...and it's a really good thing you don't have anything big enough to hurt them with...
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That was lame. You ned to do better than that. You can't steal Jimmies creative approach and just say it is his autobiography. In fact, I am penalizing you one point for that poor approach. That means Jim Mac has his two points and you lost one, sort of like an eagle vs a bogie hole!
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Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"
The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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Yea, a new verse. I have been waiting anxiously. Now, hopefully B0 still visits us. Posts: 5946 | From: Litchfield, NH, USA | Registered: Feb 2000
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You just gotta keep diggin' this thing outa the archives don't you? You went all the way back to September 29th to dig this one out....that was like almost a month ago. Gee, it makes me feel so loved that you would go to all the trouble just for little ole me...
quote: Originally posted by jimB0: I LUV YOU MAN...
No, you can't have my Bud Lite!
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