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jimb0
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There is this dude named Jimmie Mac
Whose mission in life is to attack
The reputation of our fine men
With his dimpled wit and poison pen
And why he does this you may ask
Why does he take our idols to task
Jealousy, just like we feared
He wishes he could be revered
Like Kermie and 'b0, and be so cool
Instead he comes off like the fool
His wit is dry, his barbs are benign
You'd think he'd recognize the signs
He really is far off his pace
His feeble humor falls flat on its face
Poor Jimmies life is just not right
Software weenie by day and DJ by night
Well Jimmie Jimmie don't be blue
We know you love us we know you do
And when is all is said and done
And when you've gone and had your fun
We really feel it quite uncanny
That you go home to Inflatable Annie

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SS3816
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Yo BO,

you might want to edit the last line ... to this: That you go home to Inflatable Annie due to the Lack of Sheep.


quote:
Originally posted by jimb0:
There is this dude named Jimmie Mac
Whose mission in life is to attack
The reputation of our fine men
With his dimpled wit and poison pen
And why he does this you may ask
Why does he take our idols to task
Jealousy, just like we feared
He wishes he could be revered
Like Kermie and 'b0, and be so cool
Instead he comes off like the fool
His wit is dry, his barbs are benign
You'd think he'd recognize the signs
He really is far off his pace
His feeble humor falls flat on its face
Poor Jimmies life is just not right
Software weenie by day and DJ by night
Well Jimmie Jimmie don't be blue
We know you love us we know you do
And when is all is said and done
And when you've gone and had your fun
We really feel it quite uncanny
That you go home to Inflatable Annie

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*Jim Weiant
*Mid-Atlantic F-body Association Delaware Chapter Director
*Black 2000 SS #3816
*MODS
*E-mail: ss3816@ezol.com
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*"You waNNa lQQk fast? Or you waNNa bE faSt?" Or.."U can be both" :o)


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KevinA
Dear Sneezy...
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That is priceless.

[This message has been edited by KevinA (edited 09 January 2001).]


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Hawkeye
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That's great - didn't know you were a poet!
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Happy_Dan
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I take it your done with your proposal?
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jimb0
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quote:
Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977:
I take it your done with your proposal?

...actually I'm red-teaming it even as I type this...

...it's getting hand carried out to Cali on a noon flight today for a gold team review. Next Tuesday, it's in the customer's hands...

...and my fingers are crossed...


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Happy_Dan
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Good luck!! Hopefully we'll see/hear more of you once you get past that one.
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BOW TIE BOY
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I think Jimmy Mac punished us Florida boys
last week with that 30 degree weather.He
can only drive his car 3 months a year.
Pay backs are hell !!!!

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jimb0
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quote:
Originally posted by BOW TIE BOY:
I think Jimmy Mac punished us Florida boys
last week with that 30 degree weather.He
can only drive his car 3 months a year.
Pay backs are hell !!!!

hey BTB...just wait till he comes down here to visit this year...

...paybacks are hell indeed...


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Jim Mac
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quote:
His attempt was desperately valiant
To respond to Jim Mac in kind
To prove he wasn't pathetic
And that he possessed half a mind.

His barbs were witless and dull
His prose, both pathetic and weak
His insults failed to offend
The nose he did try to tweak.

The boards were in disbelief
That jimB0 would pitifully try
To match wits with someone his better
Who'd swat him down just like a fly.

Underwhelmed by his half-witted humor
And bored by his feeble offense
Everyone soon recognized
This example of his impotence.

And so they applauded his effort
to attack and challenge the master
but they knew poor jimB0 was doomed
to produce poetic disaster.


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Jim Mac
'98 Silver SS #108


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jimb0
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Jimmie Jimmie, don't be blue
As I said I still love you
Not everyone can be revered
That's just life, but have no fear
Ole jimb0 will do his thing
And take you under his caring wing
And do his best to make you see
That a top dog you'll never be
But chin up friend don't be so glum
You can still have lots of fun
Keep trying to be that super poet
You're trying so hard, and we all know it
Remember though, when the day is done
You're number two, and he's number one...

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jimb0
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...as long as we're resurrecting old posts...

Jimmie, have you rotated Annie's air yet...

...you know it get's stale if you don't...

...and you know how much you hate it when she has bad breath...


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