Whine, Whine, Whine....Chief Justice William Rehnquist is a racist because he gets ants drunk and pushes them over...Whine, Whine, Whine....are Dave H and JeffY locking political threads because they're confused by the issues?....Whine, Whine, Whine....is 'B0 considered sexist because he's switching from sheep to pigs?....Whine, Whine, Whine....Lance and Mark are really conspiring to produce a political commentary TV show....Whine, Whine, Whine....KenC is trying to appear in as many bars as possible drinking beer....Whine, Whine, Whine....while he's tied up....Whine, Whine, Whine....what's Bill going to do in NYC while his wife is at work?....Whine, Whine, Whine....drink beer?....Whine, Whine, Whine....if you're a bad driver, are you automatically entitled to use a cell phone?....Whine, Whine, Whine....are webbed feet useful in breaking up a deck?....Whine, Whine, Whine....are threads pitting Ford and Chevy owners against each other considered political?....Whine, Whine, Whine....do we need to send aid to those poor, shivering Floridians?....Whine, Whine, Whine....will skiing on shaped skis cause an economic slowdown?....Whine, Whine, Whine....how do dolphins smoke a cigarette after enjoying sex?....Whine, Whine, Whine....history will now see Bill Clinton surrounded by Bushes....Whine, Whine, Whine....