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A guy walks into a bar down in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here. Where you from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from California."
The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Californian?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what the heck is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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