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> > A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came a > > guy named Vinnie from New York. I'm not hiring any wise-ass New > Yorker, > > the foreman thought, so he made up a test hoping that Vinnie wouldn't > be > > able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job > > without getting into a dispute. > > "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using > numbers, > > represent the number 9." > > "Widout numbiz?" Vinnie says. "Dat's easy," and he proceeds to draw 3 > > trees. > > "What's this?" the boss asks. > > The New Yorker replies, "Ain't you got no brains? Tree 'n Tree 'n > Tree > > makes nine. Faghedaboutit......" > > "Fair enough," says the Boss. "Here's your second question. Use the > > > same rules, but this time use the number 99." > > Vinnie stares into space for a minute, then picks up the picture he > has > > drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Dare ya go, Buddy." > > The Boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that > to > > represent 99?" > > Vinnie says "Each a da tree's is dirty now! So it's dirty tree 'n > dirty > > tree' n dirty tree-dat's 99". > > The Boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire the New > Yorker, so > > he says, "All right, last question. Same rules but this time use > 100." > > Vinnie stares into space again, then picks up the picture once again, > >makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Dare ya go, > Mac, a > >hunnert." > > The Boss looks at the picture for a moment and says, "You must be > nuts > > if you think that represents 100!" > > New York Vinnie leans forward and points to the marks at the base of > the > > trees. "A little doggie comes along and takes a dump on each a dem > > trees, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, > dirty > > tree an' > >a turd - which makes one hundred. Bada boom , bada bing. When do I > >freakin' start?"
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Wife & Best Friend Mary - copilot. Posts: 5558 | From: Windsor, Ontario. Canada | Registered: Feb 2000
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Great One. Joey prob'ly wrote it Posts: 4222 | From: Winnipeg MB CA | Registered: Feb 2000
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That's one of my favs. I told that one to alot of people. That's soooooo New Yawk too. Posts: 1413 | From: Wappingers Falls,NY | Registered: Jun 2000
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