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2002Z4CSS
"Post"er Child
Member # 1393

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OK....I'm really a Penn State Kinda Guy -- but one of my friends from
Michigan (yeah...I do have a couple of Friends in Michigan) sent me this
just to inflame........... I esp. like the last one.............

(running, ducking, hiding, putting on flame-proof suit............)

The OSU Library burned down to the ground Thursday afternoon. All 3 books
were destroyed. The football team is very upset because they didn't finish
coloring 2 of the books.

GO BLUE!!

Q. Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas from their rearview mirrors?
A. So they can park in the handicapped spaces!

GO BLUE!!!

Two boys are playing football at a park in Ann Arbor, Michigan, when one of
the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly,
the
other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it,
and
breaks the dog's neck ... thus saving his friend. A sports reporter who
was
strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He
tells the boy, "I"ll title it 'Young Wolverine Fan Saves Friend From
Vicious
Animal.'"

"But I'm not a Wolverine fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we're in Ann Arbor, Michigan, I just assumed you were," says
the reporter and he starts writing again. He asks, "How does 'Spartan Fan
Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack' sound?"

"I'm not a Spartan fan either," the boy says.

"Oh, I thought everyone in Michigan was either for the Wolverines or the
Spartans. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm an Ohio State Buckeyes fan!," the boy answers. "They're the best!!"

The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
LITTLE BASTARD FROM OHIO KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET

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JohnS
Old Coot #2 (see DaddySS)
Member # 1073

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Posts: 2359 | From: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada | Registered: Jul 2001 | IP: Logged

35TH ED/ed
4th Gear
Member # 1709

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You know what ....Buckeye's are???

They are all F"N nuts. [Big Grin]

GO BLUE

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JohnS
Old Coot #2 (see DaddySS)
Member # 1073

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Reminds me of an oldie but goodie.

We have two local colleges here - Wilfrid Laurier U and the University of Waterloo. At a recent football game, two male fans, one from each college, were in the washroom. Once they had finished their business, the WLU guy washes his hands, while the guy from the U of W walks straight out.
They meet outside in the stands. The WLU guy says that he noticed the U of W guy didn't wash his hands, and said 'At WLU we're taught to always wash our hands after going to the bathroom.'.
The U of W guy replies, 'At the U of W, we're taught not to pee on our hands.'. [Eek!]

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Cavy Dan
4th Gear
Member # 1352

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Hehe...Go Blue!!! Seeing that I go to Penn State. Mcuh better football year this year. Was invited to go the Michigan game, but sadly I have to work. Gonna be in the 30's anyways. [Smile]