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67&02
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As you get out of the car and start walking into a store you keep looking back just to admire...
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quote:
Originally posted by 67&02:
As you get out of the car and start walking into a store you keep looking back just to admire...

way guilty
[Cool]

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quote:
Originally posted by edg35SSLE:
quote:
Originally posted by 67&02:
As you get out of the car and start walking into a store you keep looking back just to admire...

way guilty
[Cool]

I second that.

How about this one:

Your significant other accuses you of loving your Camaro more then them.

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You have one picture of your wife and/or kids in your office (maybe...)...

and

Over 45 F-body models

Over 20 pictures of your past, current & dream F-bodies

More F-body catalogs in the bookcase that work/trade related catalogs..

Oh well..... could be worse...

Gordon
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You do all of the above and think it is normal!!! And then wonder why everyone else does not take care of thier cars the same way.
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quote:
Originally posted by 2002Z4CSS:
One Camaro was not enough and you collect anything with "Camaro" on it.

You know somebody that has a giant blow up Bow -Tie that covers the entire front yard and you want one also [Big Grin] [Big Grin] .
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punish my wife by parking her car outside over night ( 12 degrees ) for parking too close to my 69 indy pace car camaro...she will never try that again...leather seats were hard as a rock... [Cool]
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Cover the car in thick blankets, then the car cover, while it's in the garage because you can discern small traces of the cat's paw prints on the hood after they walk on it.

Spend more time evaluating places to work on your car than you did you personal physician. [Eek!]

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2002Z4CSS
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quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:
quote:
Originally posted by 2002Z4CSS:
One Camaro was not enough and you collect anything with "Camaro" on it.

You know somebody that has a giant blow up Bow -Tie that covers the entire front yard and you want one also [Big Grin] [Big Grin] .
I may be able to arrange that Chevy Bowtie at your house one day.
[Big Grin]

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Steve da Wrench
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[/qb][/QUOTE]I may be able to arrange that Chevy Bowtie at your house one day.
[Big Grin]

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Ok, I am game.......I want it in front of my house!!! :-)

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You can HAVE the Bowtie, I'll take the three cars!!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve da Wrench:

I may be able to arrange that Chevy Bowtie at your house one day.
[Big Grin]

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Ok, I am game.......I want it in front of my house!!! :-) [/QB][/QUOTE]
Let me see,2000 miles or so one way....sure not a problem! [Big Grin]

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-- how 'bout:

>When your yard has "Camaroabilia" in various places (such as a CamaroB4C weathervane -- thanks Pat & Karen -- a "Welcome Camaros" Plaque on the front door -- thanks, Sherrie and Chris -- "Camaro Blvd" Street Signs -- as well as the required "Camaro Parking Only" Sign ... and the Umbrella Base for the outdoor table is an IROC Wheel........)

>When every room has at least twenty items that contain the word "Camaro"

>When one of your guest rooms is referred to as "The Louis B. Chevrolet Suite."

>When you have Camaro Tablecloths made...........

>When you come to the realization that you now have to buy a bigger house because there is not enough room to display all the "Camaro" stuff ...

>When your Christmas Tree is covered with "Camaro" ornaments and "Chevy Bowtie" Lights....

>

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35TH ED/ed
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quote:
Originally posted by 2002Z4CSS:
quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:
quote:
Originally posted by 2002Z4CSS:
One Camaro was not enough and you collect anything with "Camaro" on it.

You know somebody that has a giant blow up Bow -Tie that covers the entire front yard and you want one also [Big Grin] [Big Grin] .
I may be able to arrange that Chevy Bowtie at your house one day.
[Big Grin]

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Can you imagine all of the traffic that would see the Bow-Tie at my house there would be a traffic jam on Palmer [Big Grin] .
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quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:

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Can you imagine all of the traffic that would see the Bow-Tie at my house there would be a traffic jam on Palmer [Big Grin] . [/QB][/QUOTE]
Ed ,I don't even live on a main street and that Bowtie did cause a bunch of traffic. Even a guy who loves Fords came over to see it. He asked if we were doing a promotion for Chevrolet.LOL! [Big Grin]

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Sizzle
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You need to put lights on that thing and keep it on top of your house year round Greg. It'd be the Chevrolet Mecca.
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2002Z4CSS
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quote:
Originally posted by Sizzle:
You need to put lights on that thing and keep it on top of your house year round Greg. It'd be the Chevrolet Mecca.

LOL! [Big Grin]
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....you pull into a crowded cruise night, look to see who's checking you out and just smile.

....your neighbor offers to trade his Z06 vette for your 35th SS LE and you tell him to hit the road.

....you're a charter member of the first Camaro museum and you will your fortune to its foundation.

....you find a place in a parking lot where nobody else parks.(guilty)

....it starts to rain while you're driving your baby and you park under an overpass until it stops.

....you make note of the plate number of the car parked near you before you walk away.(guilty)

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MM
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quote:
Originally posted by Fbodfather:
-- how 'bout:

>When your yard has "Camaroabilia" in various places (such as a CamaroB4C weathervane -- thanks Pat & Karen -- a "Welcome Camaros" Plaque on the front door -- thanks, Sherrie and Chris -- "Camaro Blvd" Street Signs -- as well as the required "Camaro Parking Only" Sign ... and the Umbrella Base for the outdoor table is an IROC Wheel........)

>When every room has at least twenty items that contain the word "Camaro"

>When one of your guest rooms is referred to as "The Louis B. Chevrolet Suite."

>When you have Camaro Tablecloths made...........

>When you come to the realization that you now have to buy a bigger house because there is not enough room to display all the "Camaro" stuff ...

>When your Christmas Tree is covered with "Camaro" ornaments and "Chevy Bowtie" Lights....

>

Geez... I thought I had it bad! I like the sound of your place! [Cool]
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MM
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quote:
Originally posted by 2002Z4CSS:
You work for Ford and have Camaro pictures and magazines all over the desk and have a picture of the Camaro Legends Tour as your computer desktop!All your co workers have Mustang stuff. [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

[Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by HTWLSS:
When you modify your SS, you put the original part away for safe keeping and buy a 2nd one for modification, i.e. the airbox for the cold air induction mod, etc.

You bought mods for your SS the day after you ordered it. i.e. white wheels & new tires, an STB, floor mats, skip shift eliminator, etc.

Are you my long lost sister? [Eek!]

I have already ordered a bunch of interior plastic, shifter knob and boot, pedal pads, turn signal stalk, and a new steering wheel from GM. I'm banking on the day they won't make parts any more and the seemingly god-awful parts prices now, even with my discounts, will seem like a bargain by then. Next I'm probably going to get some seat material and emergency brake handle....

All the "stock" parts I have stashed away in the event I ever want to restore it to showroom original condition.

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MM
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quote:
Originally posted by el ess1:
quote:
Originally posted by HTWLSS:
When you modify your SS, you put the original part away for safe keeping and buy a 2nd one for modification, i.e. the airbox for the cold air induction mod, etc.

You bought mods for your SS the day after you ordered it. i.e. white wheels & new tires, an STB, floor mats, skip shift eliminator, etc.

Are you my long lost sister? [Eek!]

I have already ordered a bunch of interior plastic, shifter knob and boot, pedal pads, turn signal stalk, and a new steering wheel from GM. I'm banking on the day they won't make parts any more and the seemingly god-awful parts prices now, even with my discounts, will seem like a bargain by then. Next I'm probably going to get some seat material and emergency brake handle....

All the "stock" parts I have stashed away in the event I ever want to restore it to showroom original condition.

So I'm not the only "loon" who is buying replacement parts for down the road. I plan to have a complete interior soon..... (carpet, seat covers etc.) I've got some parts already [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by MM:
quote:
Originally posted by el ess1:
quote:
Originally posted by HTWLSS:
When you modify your SS, you put the original part away for safe keeping and buy a 2nd one for modification, i.e. the airbox for the cold air induction mod, etc.

You bought mods for your SS the day after you ordered it. i.e. white wheels & new tires, an STB, floor mats, skip shift eliminator, etc.

Are you my long lost sister? [Eek!]

I have already ordered a bunch of interior plastic, shifter knob and boot, pedal pads, turn signal stalk, and a new steering wheel from GM. I'm banking on the day they won't make parts any more and the seemingly god-awful parts prices now, even with my discounts, will seem like a bargain by then. Next I'm probably going to get some seat material and emergency brake handle....

All the "stock" parts I have stashed away in the event I ever want to restore it to showroom original condition.

So I'm not the only "loon" who is buying replacement parts for down the road. I plan to have a complete interior soon..... (carpet, seat covers etc.) I've got some parts already [Big Grin]
Hey I like that idea, have to start making my list right away. [Smile]
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Teri forgot some things
........like a complete white leather interior kit.
.............Car covers , floor mats, and other GM accessory parts in every style they made, but will never be opened.
.............a new egr valve tube so you could do the egr mod to the replacement one.
.............new belts(engine)
.............saved the original fuel filter and oil filter.
.............saved the original wheels/tires, and wont use them on anything!
.............an extra set of SS floor mats, so the original ones dont get used(and we only use these replacement ones AT a show!!!
...........I am sure I will come up with more! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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You may be a Camaro-holic if.....

....you come to chirpthird and post about how bad you got the fever to people who, for the most part, consider it ~abnormal~ that you think there may be something wrong with you.

....you will drive around the grocery store parking lot for 10 minutes trying to find the "safest" parking spot for your car, walk for 5 minutes each way, and spend 2 minutes in the store to just get milk.

....(along the same line) you avoid an establishment altogether becasue they have crappy parking and expect you to park next to someone else's car.

....you think nothing of spending 2 hours cleaning your Camaro but you complain if your spouse takes a 20 minute shower.

....you install those rubber catch-all type of floor mats for regular driving because you don't want the factory floor mats that are protecting your carpet to get dirty. And as Teri and Steve said, you only put your spare set of SS floor mats in for shows.

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oh, I forgot another "parking lot" one...

...you come out of a store to see someone roll up and park next to your car in what you think is the safest spot, which raises your pulse, and while they're getting out you are saying under your breath "Don't you do it...don't you EVEN...." All this because of your paranoia of AUTOMATICALLY assuming everyone that inadvertently parks next to your car wants to pop it with their car door. (of course, you're always 2 miles away from your car when you see them)


I'm sure there are countless thousands of others. It's ironic, a car that can be so powerful and nasty on the street can be so helpless and defenseless in a parking lot. [Frown]

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.... even though your Camaro in tucked safely away in the garage for the winter, you use every opportunity to go out in the garage and peek under the car cover "just to make sure everything is okay". [Big Grin]
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...when asked your favorite color your responses include "bright rally red, navy blue metallic, sebring silver, or onyx."

...you belong to a gang who's big boss is called "The Fbodfather."

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One more.....


...you say "Sure, an SS Owner's Association sounds like fun!".....and next thing you know, you've sent out over 800 Letters of Authenticity and member packets full of goodies, and met too many nice people to count.


...you consider your fellow club members, "family", and would rather spend a vacation or holiday with them than people you share DNA with.

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.... when someone says "Do you want to go do donuts?", you immediately think Camaros and parking lots - not going for food.

.... when you hear the names Hawkeye and possum you think of Brian and Art, and not M.A.S.H. or animals.

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When you are watching a nature show or movie and see a cobra snake...making you want to get in your SS and go hunt Cobras [Big Grin]
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You keep checking this thread because you know you have missed some personality traits your guilty of. (self therapy [Big Grin] )

[ 17. January 2003, 08:02 PM: Message edited by: 67&02 ]

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Part of your weekend ritual is to start with Afterthoughts and work your way through 128 "favorites" under the auto folder to Z Rated motorsports to see if there is anything new or different on the market for your car.....intermingled with checking your 3 or 4 favorite boards and catching up on email from work!
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Getting upset when you find a empty area in a parking lot, go in the store come out and some has to park next to you! [Mad]
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quote:
Originally posted by USA-1:
Getting upset when you find a empty area in a parking lot, go in the store come out and some has to park next to you! [Mad]

I HATE that! I mean...I park a mile away from EVERYTHING!!! and yet when you come out, you'll always see a car parked 6" next to you!!! Grrrrr [Mad] [Mad]
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.... you spend so much of your time talking to your American friends about cars, that you've got in the habit of saying 'Zee 28' and 'Zee L-1', 'Zee 05' and 'Zee 06' (instead of using the Canadian terms 'Zed 28', etc.), and your Canadian friends have started wondering which side of the border you've really come from. (it's a Canadian thing [Big Grin] )
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quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
.... you spend so much of your time talking to your American friends about cars, that you've got in the habit of saying 'Zee 28' and 'Zee L-1', 'Zee 05' and 'Zee 06' (instead of using the Canadian terms 'Zed 28', etc.), and your Canadian friends have started wondering which side of the border you've really come from. (it's a Canadian thing [Big Grin] )

Welcome to the dark side...... [Smile]
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when you go to the store and your son points out......

"Look dad there is someone else that parks like you"

......You look and see a SS Monte taking up 3 spots and tell him ..."I'm not that bad I only take up 2" [Big Grin] .

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When you have you entire VIN # memorized (guilty)
when you have SLP eng. phone # programmed into you cell phone (guilty).

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quote:
....you think nothing of spending 2 hours cleaning your Camaro but you complain if your spouse takes a 20 minute shower.


So it IS NORMAL to take 2 hours to clean my car. I thought I was the only one.
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