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Author Topic: NFB: ...just for laughs RagSS 3rd Gear Member # 1127 posted                       OMG ~~ TOO FUNNY !!!!! > > > >Thought this would get your day off with a good laugh Å Å > > > >It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was > >topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed > >hypnotist do his stuff. > >As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage > >hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be > >put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of > >theaudience." > >The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful > >antique pocket watch from his coat. I want you each to keep your eye > >on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It¹s been in my > >family for six generations. > >He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly > >chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." > >The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,light > >gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes > >followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the > >hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred > >pieces. > > > > > > "Sh_t" said the hypnotist. > > > > > >>>KEEP SCROLLING > >>> > >>>> > > > It took three weeks to clean up the theater. [ 06. May 2003, 10:38 AM: Message edited by: RagSS ] -------------------- Kevin Kolvenbach, 2002 Sunset Orange SS (#3455), Convertible, Black top, Ebony leather, Bilstein, ASR, 6SP w/Hurst, 345HP Dual-Dual Posts: 1046 | From: Pine Bush, NY USA | Registered: Aug 2001  |  IP: Logged 35TH ED/ed 4th Gear Member # 1709 posted                       Posts: 3091 | From: Canton Mi. | Registered: Oct 2002  |  IP: Logged HotWheelSS aka HTWLSS SSOA Director Member # 117 posted                       *Groan* Posts: 7198 | From: Near Portland, Oregon, USA | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged MMMM_ERT Am I Pete, or re-Pete? Member # 1599 posted                    Funny! Posts: 700 | From: Fighting the Nazis of the world..... | Registered: Jul 2002  |  IP: Logged DaddySS Old Coot.....50 going on 20 Member # 848 posted                    Posts: 3403 | From: Woodcliff Lake, NJ, USA | Registered: Dec 2000  |  IP: Logged helloween 1st Gear Member # 1506 posted                    That was alot of effort. For such a small bump. -------------------- SPEED FREAKS ANONYMOUS http://community.webshots.com/user/helloween96 Posts: 232 | From: Houston,TX | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged Joey Red You want me to take care of these guys for you? Member # 550 posted                       Stocks in Scott Tissue rose sharply that day. Posts: 1413 | From: Wappingers Falls,NY | Registered: Jun 2000  |  IP: Logged Cavy Dan 4th Gear Member # 1352 posted                       lol...good one joey Oh and if it was Scott brand tissue, Kimberly-Clark Corporation's stock would have rose (d&r) Posts: 2651 | From: Enola (Harrisburg Area), Pennsylvania | Registered: Jan 2002  |  IP: Logged 2002Z4CSS "Post"er Child Member # 1393 posted                    Posts: 5682 | From: Dearborn,Mi. | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged

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