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Author Topic: NFB - Blond joke poSSum AutoXer Member # 119 posted                    A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" [ 08. September 2003, 08:29 AM: Message edited by: poSSum ] Posts: 4222 | From: Winnipeg MB CA | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged 2002Z4CSS "Post"er Child Member # 1393 posted                    Funny! Posts: 5682 | From: Dearborn,Mi. | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged JohnS Old Coot #2 (see DaddySS) Member # 1073 posted                       Posts: 2359 | From: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged ss_rs_z 4th Gear Member # 1888 posted                    Good One. Posts: 2841 | From: Westland, MI | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged KenC 4th Gear Member # 189 posted                       huh? Posts: 3711 | From: Stafford, VA USA | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged SS_CarGuy 2nd Gear Member # 2065 posted                    I guess she could have asked if it was plugged in too! Posts: 502 | From: Fort Mill, South Carolina....Charlotte | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged cytruffle 4th Gear Member # 1733 posted                    .....i don't get it..... Posts: 3236 | From: Dallas, Texas | Registered: Nov 2002  |  IP: Logged Jana 1st Gear Member # 2029 posted                       lol. pretty funny. Posts: 38 | From: San Diego | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged DarkSde1 1st Gear Member # 2012 posted                    one more for y'all. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" the blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." Posts: 99 | From: AZ | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged ss_rs_z 4th Gear Member # 1888 posted                    LMAO......now that is a classic. Posts: 2841 | From: Westland, MI | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged helloween 1st Gear Member # 1506 posted                    Posts: 232 | From: Houston,TX | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged

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