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SS_CarGuy
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An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit
when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of
his license plate.

The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again;
even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third
time, at an even slower speed. Same result.

"This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty
officer thought.

A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail,
he discovered three traffic tickets:

Each for not wearing a seat belt!
[Eek!] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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Dave S
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JeffY
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Sounds phony. How could the camera detect whether a seat belt was engaged-black belt on a black seat on a black jacket thru tinted glass, for example.
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SS_CarGuy
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quote:
Originally posted by JeffY:
Sounds phony. How could the camera detect whether a seat belt was engaged-black belt on a black seat on a black jacket thru tinted glass, for example.

Gee Jeff..........it's just a joke!
[Wink] [Big Grin]

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Cavy Dan
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Jeff must have been one of dem der Moderators of at SLP with no sense of humor [Wink] [Razz] [Roll Eyes] [Big Grin]
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NATESS
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too funny. i had no idea that they would flash you for not wearing your seat belt. i thought the camera was intergrated with the radar and only went off if someone was speeding. unless the officer inside the van has a manual control switch to take a picture if he sees a different violation other than speeding.
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JeffY
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quote:
Originally posted by SS_CarGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by JeffY:
Sounds phony. How could the camera detect whether a seat belt was engaged-black belt on a black seat on a black jacket thru tinted glass, for example.

Gee Jeff..........it's just a joke!
[Wink] [Big Grin]

Sorry-people are always printing stuff like that as if Elvis was living in Kalamazoo. [Eek!]
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MaryandRalph
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quote:
Originally posted by JeffY:
quote:
Originally posted by SS_CarGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by JeffY:
Sounds phony. How could the camera detect whether a seat belt was engaged-black belt on a black seat on a black jacket thru tinted glass, for example.

Gee Jeff..........it's just a joke!
[Wink] [Big Grin]

Sorry-people are always printing stuff like that as if Elvis was living in Kalamazoo. [Eek!]
He's not? [Big Grin]
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BadRag
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For the record...Elvis is well & living in Walawala,Wash. [Big Grin]

BadRag

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SSHEETS
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Engineers and jokes....hmmmmm Kinda like taking a preist to a strip club. [Roll Eyes]
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Dave2002SS
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No, for the record I have Elvis in my basement playing cards with Jimmy Hoffa. When will you guys learn. [Roll Eyes]

[ 13. September 2003, 03:27 AM: Message edited by: Dave2002SS ]

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SS_CarGuy
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave2002SS:
No, for the record I have Elvis in my basement playing cards with Jimmy Hoffa. When will you guys learn. [Roll Eyes]

Word is they were both caught on Camera the other day when they ran a red light...not wearing their seat belts.
[Eek!] [Eek!] [Big Grin] [Wink]

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JeffY
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quote:
Originally posted by SS_CarGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Dave2002SS:
No, for the record I have Elvis in my basement playing cards with Jimmy Hoffa. When will you guys learn. [Roll Eyes]

Word is they were both caught on Camera the other day when they ran a red light...not wearing their seat belts.
[Eek!] [Eek!] [Big Grin] [Wink]

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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Cavy Dan
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You guys dont know anything. Elvis is a customer of my bank and comes in once a week to cash his paycheck [Wink] [Big Grin]
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