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2002 SLP SS
1st Gear
Member # 1893

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One day a florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the
barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I
am
doing community service." The florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop there is a card and a
dozen roses waiting at his door.

A butcher goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the
barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing
community
service." The butcher is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card
and a package of steaks waiting at his door.

A cop goes for a haircut and goes to pay the barber. The barber replies: "I
am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a community service.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds
at the door?

Can you guess?

Come on, think like a cop......................................

............two dozen other cops waiting for free haircuts.

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blkragss02
3rd Gear
Member # 1801

posted

Good one!

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