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blkragss02
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There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
* Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?"-
* Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
* Custer ,1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
* Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
* Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
* Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
* Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% am I?"
* Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
* Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
* Bill Clinton, 1999


AND A DRUM ROLL PLEASE. . . . . . . . . . . . .


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
* Saddam Hussein, 2003 [Big Grin]

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cytruffle
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toooooo @#$%ing funny!!!! [Big Grin]

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Wheeew! I thought you were buying a Mustang or something. [Eek!]
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Overall I'd tend to agree. Someone suggested the English language needs a new set of swear words because the current ones are so overused they no longer have shock effect.


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Originally posted by blkragss02:
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
* Noah, 4314 BC

I disagree with this one though ...it wasn't Noah swearing ...he had the boat [Big Grin]
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Hawkeye
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well done!

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Funny! [Big Grin]

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Bob, where do you find these things. You have too much time on your hands. Real funny though.

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