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POSSIBLY THE BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR > > A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class > gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. > > The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her > ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for > Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back. > > The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to > Melbourne and I'm staying right here!" > The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and > co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class > that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. > > The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that > because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an > economy place and she will have to leave and return to her > original seat. > The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to > Melbourne and I' m staying right here!" > > Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and > that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to > arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. > The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm > married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!" > He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, > I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in > the economy section. > The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he > said to make her move without any fuss. > The Pilot replied "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne > >
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