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Canadian Temperature Guide

50* Fahrenheit (10* C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably,

Canadians plant gardens.

35* Fahrenheit (1.6* C)

Italian cars won't start,

Canadians drive with the windows down.

32* Fahrenheit (0* C)

American water freezes,

Canadian water gets thicker.

0* Fahrenheit (-17.9* C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,

Canadians have the last barbecue of the season. (not true, we BBQ all year [Big Grin]

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-60* Fahrenheit (-51* C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes,

Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

-100* Fahrenheit (-73* C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,

Ottawa canal opens for skating.

-173* Fahrenheit (-114* C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes,

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

- 460* Fahrenheit (-273* C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,

Canadians start saying, "Cold eh?"

- 500* Fahrenheit (-295* C)

Hell freezes over,

Leafs finally win Stanley Cup!

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cytruffle
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That's GREAT!!! Y'all must be a different species!! [Razz]

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ss_rs_z
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LMAO.........those are fantastic. [Big Grin]

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Hawkeye
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'cept for that crack about the Leafs! [Razz]

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ss_rs_z
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawkeye:
'cept for that crack about the Leafs!

Hang in there Brian.........Toronto will get it soon. [Big Grin]

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JohnS
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Pass the mustard & the relish. I think the hamburgs are done. [Big Grin]

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FireChicken
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sweet!

Of course, in Texas, we rarely get below 40 F, so it really is bbq weather all year round!

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1997Z4CSS
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cytruffle
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quote:
Originally posted by FireChicken:
sweet!

Of course, in Texas, we rarely get below 40 F, so it really is bbq weather all year round!

....and our alcohol never freezes!!! LMAO!!! [Wink]

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35TH ED/ed
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quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
Pass the mustard & the relish. I think the hamburgs are done.

What no Steaks [Smile]

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ss_rs_z
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quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:

quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
Pass the mustard & the relish. I think the hamburgs are done.
What no Steaks

I agree Ed. [Smile]

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2002LESS-Harry
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Below

68* Fahrenheit (20* C)

I don't drive with the top down anymore [Frown]

[ 19. January 2004, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: Harry ]

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