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JohnS
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How To Impress A Woman:

* Wine her,

* Dine her,

* Call her,

* Hug her,

* Support her,

* Hold her,

* Surprise her,

* Compliment her,

* Smile at her,

* Listen to her,

* Laugh with her,

* Cry with her,

* Romance her,

* Encourage her,

* Believe in her,

* Pray with her,

* Pray for her,

* Cuddle with her,

* Shop with her,

* Give her jewelry,

* Buy her flowers,

* Hold her hand,

* Write love letters to her,

* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man :

Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV [Big Grin]

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cytruffle
4th Gear
Member # 1733

posted

quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
How To Impress A Woman:

You forgot one:

* Buy her mods for her car

[Big Grin]

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Cavy Dan
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For the Guy, Jack Daniels wouldn't hurt either [Wink]

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ss_rs_z
4th Gear
Member # 1888

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quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
How To Impress A Woman:

You forgot one:

* Buy her mods for her car

What about that 1.2 mill. you have stashed?...........LOL. [Big Grin]

[ 03. February 2004, 05:32 PM: Message edited by: ss_rs_z ]

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cytruffle
4th Gear
Member # 1733

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quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
How To Impress A Woman:

You forgot one:

* Buy her mods for her car

What about that 1.2 mill. you have stashed?...........LOL.

[ParisHilton] Yeah......*flipshair*......I can buy anything I want......anytime I want......*examinesmanicure*.......but, y'know?? that gets soooooo boring......*adjustsGuccisandal*.....so I really like it......*twistsdiamondearring*.....when cute, hot guys

buy me stuff for my car.....[/ParisHilton]

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KenC
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quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
How To Impress A Woman:

You forgot one:

* Buy her mods for her car

What about that 1.2 mill. you have stashed?...........LOL.
[ParisHilton] Yeah......*flipshair*......I can buy anything I want......anytime I want......*examinesmanicure*.......but, y'know?? that gets soooooo boring......*adjustsGuccisandal*.....so I really like it......*twistsdiamondearring*.....when cute, hot guys buy me stuff for my car.....[/ParisHilton]

fly me to San Angelo....and ill take you to Western Sky for the best steak you ever had....

deal? [Wink]

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ss_rs_z
4th Gear
Member # 1888

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quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
How To Impress A Woman:

You forgot one:

* Buy her mods for her car

What about that 1.2 mill. you have stashed?...........LOL.
[ParisHilton] Yeah......*flipshair*......I can buy anything I want......anytime I want......*examinesmanicure*.......but, y'know?? that gets soooooo boring......*adjustsGuccisandal*.....so I really like it......*twistsdiamondearring*.....when cute, hot guys buy me stuff for my car.....[/ParisHilton]

Hmmmmmm..........well I can live withthat........LOL. [Big Grin]

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Z28-SORR
2nd Gear
Member # 1565

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* Shop with her,

NNNOOOOO!!!!!!

quote:
* Buy her mods for her car

Now were talking. Hey baby, want to come over and look at my..... "car" etchings.

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cytruffle
4th Gear
Member # 1733

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quote:
Originally posted by KenC:
fly me to San Angelo....and ill take you to Western Sky for the best steak you ever had....

deal?

I'll fly you AND MARY to San Angelo.....she'd sic those hounds on me otherwise!!!! [Eek!]

....will hafta check that steakhouse out! .....mmmmmmmm..... [Wink]

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
Hmmmmmm..........well I can live withthat........LOL.

Okaaaayyyy.....so whatcha gonna buy me?? LOL!!! [Wink]

quote:
Originally posted by Z28-SORR:

quote:
* Buy her mods for her car
Now were talking. Hey baby, want to come over and look at my..... "car" etchings.

Sure! As long as they're in the garage!! [Wink]

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ss_rs_z
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I will surprise ya. [Big Grin]

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Z28-SORR
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Member # 1565

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quote:
Originally posted by Z28-SORR:

quote:
* Buy her mods for her car
Now were talking. Hey baby, want to come over and look at my..... "car" etchings.

Sure! As long as they're in the garage!! [Wink]

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Careful, you haven't seen my garage.

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cytruffle
4th Gear
Member # 1733

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quote:
Originally posted by Z28-SORR:
Sure! As long as they're in the garage!!

Careful, you haven't seen my garage.

LMAO!!! That thought crossed my mind right after I hit "Add Reply"!!! [Razz]

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