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Now if we can make it over this hill, it's downhill to Friday from here!
Have a great day friends! Sorry about the snow down there in the east, the colder air is on the way!
-------------------- Hawkeye: SSOA F98-C98
1998 SS - Black All Options - Mods Whisper Lid, K & N, Lou's Short Stick, Shift Light, Skip Shift, SLP Y, Borla, 4:10's, BMR STB, SLP SFCs, Granatelli MAF, Hypertech III, 160 Stat, Mallory Billet Pedals, Metco Aluminum LCAs,Fast Toys Ram Air Mod, Spohn Panhard Bar, BMR Torque Arm, free EGR mod,power antenna, BMR LCA brackets, Gentex Temp/Compass Auto Dim Mirror, AllMaxx Strobe and Wig Wag, BAER Eradispeed rotors,PPC Headers with Random Technology Hi Flow Cats, BMR Drive shaft Loop,FAST 78MM Throttle Body, FAST 78MM Composite Intake, Mobil 1 & lots of Zaino.
Wife & Best Friend Mary - copilot. Posts: 5558 | From: Windsor, Ontario. Canada | Registered: Feb 2000
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Cold here this Am, and they are calling for more snow this evening. Spent yesterday caring for my sick wife, so I will probably have to work saturday to make up for it. Have a good day everyone.
-------------------- 1998 SS convertible NBM Neutral 1st Saleable SS Vert in 98 1979 Pro Street Z-28 Posts: 316 | From: Pekin Illinois | Registered: Jan 2003
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Hawkeye, Don't want to be over the hill, although it could be argued that I am. How about good hump day, has that certain ring to it. That's so us old guys can relate ...
-------------------- Tom Mackesy 98-SS #2365 With Stuff and things!! One of these days I'll learn to drive it!! Posts: 1632 | From: Rindge NH, formerly Boylston MA | Registered: Feb 2000
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Good morning! A whole 18 degrees now. At least some of the snow may melt later. Posts: 5682 | From: Dearborn,Mi. | Registered: Feb 2002
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license, and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINAL EXAM
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: I have kidnapped your child.. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note....
Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!
-------------------- '02 SOM SS Camaro #3111 M6, Hurst, every GM option Mods: !CAGS, SLP CAI, SLP lid, K & N filter, SLP bellows, power antenna, air temp module, 160 thermostat, Hotchkis sig. series STB, SLP bolt on SFC's, engine plaque, NGK 55 plugs, Mobil 1, Custom rear deck mat, MBA letters on back, Raptor shift light, Silverstar bulbs, Lou's short stick, QTP cut out, SLP decal,Auto Headlights Disable Mod, Decklid Hatch Spring Mod, Drill mod for clutch hydraulics, stronger M6 parts added, Painted calibers, 4 Drilled & Slotted rotors, SS floor mats, SSOA member M02-3111 Posts: 641 | From: northern Delaware | Registered: Jul 2002
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Did my taxes last night While I don't have to pay the government, I am not getting a whole lot back. I should be able to claim the SS as a dependent!
Posts: 1296 | From: Saginaw, MI | Registered: May 2000
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Morning all ........... a day of sunshine and then back to the freezing rain ........... y'all have a good one
The picture of the day ............... for all you Firebird fanciers ......... this drop dead gorgeous Trans Am came from the state of Texas .......... Dickie Williams had owned Top Fuelers and two other funny cars before this Trans Am was built .......... the car was driven by Chip Woodall in '77 and early '78 .......... free spirited Clayton Pool took over the reins in '78 after shoeing Dickie Williams' rocket powered go-cart to some 6 second ET's (thought "Captain Crazy" Jack McClure was the only one dumb enough to drive those little "woosh carts" ......... guess not)
-------------------- 2002 SS #3344 (Brutus) Sebring Silver Metallic, M6, CME, SS Grille, Chrome 10 spokes Posts: 655 | From: North Carolina ... the land of Possum & Dumplings | Registered: Jan 2002
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Hiya all. Boy was it good to sleep in and get 10 hours of sleep!!! Now I'll probably be even more tired today, lol. Have a good one.
-------------------- 2004 Cavalier LS Sport Coupe Manual,Sunroof,16" Chrome, Zaino!!! http://community.webshots.com/user/pazbich3 Used to Drive: 2001 Camaro SS #3220 Posts: 2651 | From: Enola (Harrisburg Area), Pennsylvania | Registered: Jan 2002
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Well, I'm out the door today heading down to New Orleans for a "business" trip. It's rough, but somebody has to do it! Take care.
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Well, once again Mother Nature didn't come through with her promised snow. All we got was a little rain - what a letdown!
-------------------- Jim Mac '98 Silver SS #108 Posts: 1907 | From: I hope I'm not repeating myself. Again. And Again. Stop picking on me! Waaahhh!! | Registered: Feb 2000
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quote:Originally posted by Old Coyote: The picture of the day ............... for all you Firebird fanciers ......... this drop dead gorgeous Trans Am came from the state of Texas
G'morning!
Wow!! That IS a gorgeous car...even if it IS a Firebird!!
Mr. CamaroSCG -- cute jokes....I think...
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EMCC Member #338 SSOA Member #M02-9119 Michigan Mafia Member #666 Posts: 3236 | From: Dallas, Texas | Registered: Nov 2002
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Verdict from the Orthopedist: Steve's going to make it. He has a Subluxation. I'll let him fill in the details....the typing will be good therapy for his shoulder.
Have a great day, everyone.
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i'm glad my classes are finally over for today...had 2 tests and i think i did well on both but i probably just jinxed myself...have a good rest of the week everyone!
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While I don't have to pay the government, I am not getting a whole lot back. I should be able to claim the SS as a dependent!
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