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Author Topic: Buttface...nfb blkragss02 3rd Gear Member # 1801 posted                       A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." -------------------- SLP OEM air-lid (painted) with Donaldson filter and CAI, GMMG Chambered exhaust,GMS 200 MPH white gauges,3.73 Rear Axle, SS grille with silver logo, 5-Spoke ZR-1 Chrome Plated Wheels, SS Front Floor Mats, Commemorative Portfolio, Custom FRC's, D Goetz signature series SFC's and STB, Gentex Mirror, Power antenna,T/A shifter handle,clear corners, 160 Therm., HPP3 and Silver SS emblems with 345 hp decals painted calipers with Camaro decal car # 10252 41U Onyx Black -1 of 174 A4 verts http://community.webshots.com/user/blkragss02 EMCC member #318 http://www.emcamaro.org/ Posts: 1118 | From: Southgate, MI | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged ss_rs_z 4th Gear Member # 1888 posted                    OMG.................LOL. Posts: 2841 | From: Westland, MI | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged Cavy Dan 4th Gear Member # 1352 posted                       LOL!! THanks for that...need a laugh this Saturday AM. Posts: 2651 | From: Enola (Harrisburg Area), Pennsylvania | Registered: Jan 2002  |  IP: Logged 67&02 2nd Gear Member # 1570 posted                    [ 10. April 2004, 12:14 PM: Message edited by: 67&02 ] Posts: 343 | From: Castle Rock, CO | Registered: Jun 2002  |  IP: Logged Mike2001SS 2nd Gear Member # 2088 posted                       -------------------- Willard (Mike) Scott Worldwide Camaro Club North Carolina state Rep. 2001 SS convertible with all SLP opts. Sunset Orange Neutral top Neutral leather http://community.webshots.com/user/wmss Posts: 737 | From: Siler City N.C. | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged vyto2 1st Gear Member # 2265 posted                    Need a rim shot drum on that one! Posts: 229 | From: Chicago | Registered: Mar 2004  |  IP: Logged MY02SSLE 1st Gear Member # 2178 posted                    Good one... Posts: 145 | From: Royal Oak, MI | Registered: Nov 2003  |  IP: Logged

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