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BrostalSS
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Lisa Burnett, 23 of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby grocery store to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes clsoed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied thats she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called ther paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found out that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.....A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is blonde.
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blkragss02
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heard it before, but a classic!

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2002Z4CSS
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[Big Grin]
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Mike2001SS
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I won't go there

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SSHEETS
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Okay, okay...
The ambulance driver, while usually all sticky sweet was upset as he received a citation in route for hauling buns. Then there was the concern about insurance, but an observent bystander noted that the victom was rolling in dough. [Big Grin]

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vyto2
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Leave it to a blond... [Roll Eyes]

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