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Posted by KevinA (Member # 139) on :

In order to streamline the handling of problems
within the
system, your friendly systems administration team has
endorsed the
following ISO 900000000 policy.
Please fill out the following questionnaire each
time you
have a computer problem. With your co-operation we
should be able to
provide faster and more efficient service and support.

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COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM
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1. Describe your problem:
________________________
2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
________________________________
________________________________
3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the
problem:
________________________________________
________________________________________
________________________________________
________________________________________
________________________________________
4. Problem severity:
A. Minor __
B. Minor __
C. Minor __
D. Trivial __
5. Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up __
B. Frozen __
C. Hung __
D. Shot __
6. Is your computer plugged in?
Yes __ No __
7. Is it turned on?
Yes __ No __
8. Have you tried to fix if yourself?
Yes __ No __
9. Have you made it worse?
Yes __
10. Have you read the manual?
Yes __ No __
11. Are you sure you've read the manual?
Yes __ No__
12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the
manual?
No __ Yes __
13. Do you think you understood it?
Yes __ No __
14. If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem
yourself?
__________________________________________
15. How tall are you? Are you above this line?
__________________________________________
16. What were you doing with your computer at the
time the
problem occurred?
__________________________________________
17. If 'nothing', explain why you were logged in:
__________________________________________
18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?

No __ Yes__
19. How does this problem make you feel?
__________________________________________
20. Tell us about your childhood:
__________________________________________
21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the
problem?
Yes __ No __
22. Can't you do something else instead of
bothering us?
Yes __ No __

Posted by jimb0 (Member # 176) on :

...did you get this off our company internal website???

...kinda looks like one of our forms...

Posted by ssmojo (Member # 819) on :

good one

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