Now about that incident with "Freddie the Ricer" on Staten Island......
Oh yes that incident with Freddie the ricer. That was the time he was with that guy and the other guy. You know....them. the two of 'em. I wanted to send Eddie da Ram after him but he was too busy eating as usual. It looks I'm going to have to leave him a message. Maybe a box of Uncle Bens under the sheets. Whaddaya think? How about you meet me at my resturant "Fuggetaboutit" will dicuss this matter over some Broken Leg O Lamb. OHhhhh!!
I feel safer already 
Art E. Roadkill
I'ma gonna tell mama, she's a gonna give it to you good.
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Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977:
Hey, whad's goin on heya? Dinner and you didnt ask me?? I thought I was in.I'ma gonna tell mama, she's a gonna give it to you good.
I have to ask "The Boston Blackie" to join us for dinner? That just goes without saying. Just remember to bring the chocolate covered cannolis. Ohhhh
the fbodfather is in da house!
welcome aboard.
BWAAAAH!
The Boston Blackie just wants to give his respect to the Fbodfather. But he gotta know why you look past him after all the loyalty all dese years. I love the Joey Red like my brudda but how come he gets all da good stuff? Just cause hesa hansum and a young?? Take a picture, pretty boy!
[ 07 August 2001: Message edited by: DanA_F99_1977 ]
Art E. Roadkill -- that moron in the 5.0? I want you should bend his pushrods.
Kevin Rags: I want you should wipe up Mustang Sollie....right in his backyard in 'Amboy......
Yeo, Jeff da Hugger -- I want you should put the sqeeze on Celica Sal....and none of that "Rising Sun" crap from him, either!
And, you, AJ T-tops....."Freddie Four-point-six?" Cut his top off.....
And "Boston Blackie"----tell the lil' missus that the "Don" says "I A DOOOON!"
[ 07 August 2001: Message edited by: Fbodfather ]
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Originally posted by DanA_F99_1977:
He'll be sleepin wid da fish!The Boston Blackie just wants to give his respect to the Fbodfather. But he gotta know why you look past him after all the loyalty all dese years. I love the Joey Red like my brudda but how come he gets all da good stuff? Just cause hesa hansum and a young?? Take a picture, pretty boy!
[ 07 August 2001: Message edited by: DanA_F99_1977 ]
Here's ya pictha Blackie!! 
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Originally posted by Fbodfather:
Yeo, Goldilox!......the family would like to make you an offer you can't refuse.....
The family secrets are safe with me.................
by the way, when will our Yellow Camaro get delivered to us?
Hee hee!
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Originally posted by Joe #6172:Here's ya pictha Blackie!!
Just makes me want to kiss ya on the cheek!
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Originally posted by Fbodfather:And "Boston Blackie"----tell the lil' missus that the "Don" says "I A DOOOON!"
Good thing I got the little missus, otherwise, I would be avoided and ignored!!
We had company from the great white north this weekend, wow, can she cook! Her own recipe's this time, though!
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Originally posted by Fbodfather:
So ChrisL....here's what I want you should do....we need to take "Pony Boy" for a little fishing trip, say, maybe just south of Montauk Point....and let him "feed the fish....."
nah boss, we got a new way now... over in Peekskill, dey got dis nuclear reactor thing. our cousin has the locals there.
anyway... we feed dah reactahs wid dah ponies and make electricity outta dem!!
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Originally posted by HTWLSS:
The family secrets are safe with me.................by the way, when will our Yellow Camaro get delivered to us?
Hee hee!
WHAT??!!!???? So you are telling "the don" that you don't like Bright Rally Red (that's unlike notbright joey red) (sorry, joey, couldn't resist....) and that you would rather have a yellow bird???? This displeases the fbodfather greatly.....and you know what happens when I get upset......
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Originally posted by chrisL:nah boss, we got a new way now... over in Peekskill, dey got dis nuclear reactor thing. our cousin has the locals there.
anyway... we feed dah reactahs wid dah ponies and make electricity outta dem!!
This pleases me greatly....now why can't Boston Blackie come up with some novel "accidents" like you, eh?
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Originally posted by Fbodfather:
some novel "accidents" like you?
ChrisL is an "accident"??? 
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Originally posted by Fbodfather:
WHAT??!!!???? So you are telling "the don" that you don't like Bright Rally Red (that's unlike notbright joey red) (sorry, joey, couldn't resist....) and that you would rather have a yellow bird???? This displeases the fbodfather greatly.....and you know what happens when I get upset......
Goldilox!! Don't get the Fbodfather upset!
That means by midnight tonight I'll have to go and sacrifice a Ricer to appease him.
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Originally posted by Fbodfather:
WHAT??!!!???? ..........................and that you would rather have a yellow bird???? This displeases the fbodfather greatly.....and you know what happens when I get upset......
I would never disrespect the F-Bodfather.
Bright Rally Red is a wonderful color (it hides the blood), but we're still waiting for that hush gift from the family in the form of a certain yellow colored car (and I am NOT talking about a 'bird).
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Originally posted by poSSum:ChrisL is an "accident"???
Naw.....ChrisL (better known as Chrisbwwwaaa!) is a magician, of sorts....he makes things disappear for the family......usually by using merchandise that we manufacture in our "shoe" business.....
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Originally posted by HTWLSS:
I would never disrespect the F-Bodfather.Bright Rally Red is a wonderful color (it hides the blood), but we're still waiting for that hush gift from the family in the form of a certain yellow colored car (and I am NOT talking about a 'bird).
....very perceptive observation about the color red....not that any of us in the family would know about that......
.....make us proud in Bellevue this weekend and tell "Nancy Planes" and "Chuck Diesel" that the Don says hello and thanks for the invite, but I have family business in Columbus this weekend....with the "Orlando" family....and the "Central Ohio" gang.....gonna serve up some "Smoked Mustang" with the 302......you take care, Goldilox!
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Originally posted by Fbodfather:
....very perceptive observation about the color red....not that any of us in the family would know about that......
.....make us proud in Bellevue this weekend and tell "Nancy Planes" and "Chuck Diesel" that the Don says hello and thanks for the invite, but I have family business in Columbus this weekend....with the "Orlando" family....and the "Central Ohio" gang.....gonna serve up some "Smoked Mustang" with the 302......you take care, Goldilox!
Smoked Mustang!?? That's my favorite. MMMMMMMMM tastes like Firechicken.
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Originally posted by Fbodfather:
This pleases me greatly....now why can't Boston Blackie come up with some novel "accidents" like you, eh?
The Boston Blackie is old and follows the old rules. You kids today!! No need to be dramatic, just don't cross me!
All we need to make this complete is Grumpy to show up!
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Originally posted by Fbodfather:
...........make us proud in Bellevue this weekend and tell "Nancy Planes" and "Chuck Diesel" that the Don says hello and thanks for the invite..................
I will give them the message.....tell Lou "Short Stick" Salzano hello for me if you see him in Orlando.
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Originally posted by Fbodfather:
....very perceptive observation about the color red....not that any of us in the family would know about that......
.....make us proud in Bellevue this weekend and tell "Nancy Planes" and "Chuck Diesel" that the Don says hello and thanks for the invite, but I have family business in Columbus this weekend....with the "Orlando" family....and the "Central Ohio" gang.....gonna serve up some "Smoked Mustang" with the 302......you take care, Goldilox!
Do you want me to send Sal "Da Buffer" Zaino over there to clean up and shine ass? I'll do that for you Fbodfather.
