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Posted by RagSS (Member # 1127) on :
 
...Just thought to share this...

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
> plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
> 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
> their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere
again.
>
> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
> with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
> there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking
> through holes in the fence.
>
> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
> and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
> remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
> who or where they are. France would welcome them.
>
> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
> 90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
> nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
> yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to
> anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
>
> 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
> they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
>
> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
> energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of
> energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
> wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
>
> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
> barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
>
> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
> we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
> seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we
> give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need
> it most get very little, anyway.
>
> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
> the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a
> good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
> 9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
>
> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
> one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>
> Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
> tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" > Robin Williams
 

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Posted by Steve da Wrench (Member # 1301) on :
 

 

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Posted by ErinMarie (Member # 1422) on :
 
rotflmao
 

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Posted by MMMM_ERT (Member # 1599) on :
 
I LIKE IT!
 

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Posted by NATESS (Member # 982) on :
 
that would be perfect. now, if the US gov. would actually take that into consideration.
 

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Posted by DaddySS (Member # 848) on :
 

 

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Posted by helloween (Member # 1506) on :
 
Now that makes perfect sence. The GV would never buy into that. It dosen't even requier a lot of serious thought.They would look at this plan like this .
 

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