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Posted by 2002 SLP SS (Member # 1893) on :
 
A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.

"Yes, It's because your blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, It's because your blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.<BR! >
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?"

"No Honey, Its because you're 24.
 

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Posted by 35TH ED/ed (Member # 1709) on :
 
Had to pass that along.
 

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Posted by Mike2001SS (Member # 2088) on :
 

 

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Posted by helloween (Member # 1506) on :
 

 

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Posted by 2002Z4CSS (Member # 1393) on :
 
Funny!
 

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Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
 
<------------doesn't get it


 

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Posted by CamaroSSgal (Member # 1870) on :
 
That was a good one!! heehee
 

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