I got tired of all the dumb people around me, so a $5 shirt from academy, and $2 letters from Hobby Lobby now give me a shirt that says what im thinking:
"Were you born stupid, or did you have to work at it?"
Gets looks and laughs from everyone who sees it.
Ive also got a few others Im planning on making, pulling sayings from friends and other places.
"Its not the heat, its the stupidity" "I hate people" "You can live in a car, but you cant race a house" - From SSiteMe "I may be going to hell, but at least Im enjoying the ride" - From CaminoLS6
Any other funny shirt suggestions?
Posted by Mark IXZD 150 (Member # 235) on :
"If you can read this you are too close."
Posted by 2002Z4CSS (Member # 1393) on :
Back in the mid 70's when there were stagged gas shortages I saw a bumper sticker that said "Ban Low Performance Drivers...Not High Performance Cars". I thought that was great! I have another one with an excellent saying,but can't post it here. Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
"aren't you glad I'm not your child?"
"I'm wearing black until they invent something darker"
"innocent bystander"
Posted by DanPazich (Member # 1352) on :
And I always loved this one:
My lugnuts require more torque than your Honda makes.
Posted by MMMM_ERT (Member # 1599) on :
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