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Posted by blkragss02 (Member # 1801) on :
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by sscamaro (Member # 1330) on :
Bob, do you lay awake at night thinking of these?
Posted by FireChicken (Member # 2067) on :
Yes, thats funny!
Posted by blkragss02 (Member # 1801) on :
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Originally posted by sscamaro:
Bob, do you lay awake at night thinking of these?
No, I lay awake during the day! ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
Posted by 2002Z4CSS (Member # 1393) on :
That's too funny!
Posted by helloween (Member # 1506) on :
good one
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