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Posted by JohnS (Member # 1073) on :

Karen sent me these. [Big Grin]

Bumper stickers for ladies (pardon the cap's)--

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN .... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

Posted by Hawkeye (Member # 88) on :

Sure - I can't believe that Karen would have
these stuck all over your Camaro!! [Eek!]

Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :

quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

My personal favorites.....! LOL!! [Wink]

I used to be a sweet li'l thang until I started hangin' out with those Michigan boyz.... [Eek!]

Posted by JohnS (Member # 1073) on :

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
I used to be a sweet li'l thang until I started hangin' out with those Michigan boyz....

We know what you mean. We had to build a moat between Michigan and Ontario, just to keep those Michigan boyz away from our wives & daughters. [Big Grin]

Hawkeye: You know who's the boss at our house. Luckily she lets me keep the SS as a bumper sticker free zone. [Big Grin]

Posted by 35TH ED/ed (Member # 1709) on :

quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
I used to be a sweet li'l thang until I started hangin' out with those Michigan boyz....
We know what you mean. We had to build a moat between Michigan and Ontario, just to keep those Michigan boyz away from our wives & daughters.

Hawkeye: You know who's the boss at our house. Luckily she lets me keep the SS as a bumper sticker free zone.

But such a small moat between Us and the Women [Big Grin]

Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:

quote:
Originally posted by JohnS:

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:
I used to be a sweet li'l thang until I started hangin' out with those Michigan boyz....
We know what you mean. We had to build a moat between Michigan and Ontario, just to keep those Michigan boyz away from our wives & daughters.

Hawkeye: You know who's the boss at our house. Luckily she lets me keep the SS as a bumper sticker free zone.
But such a small moat between Us and the Women

You said it Ed. [Big Grin]

Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:
But such a small moat between Us and the Women

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
You said it Ed.

HEYYYYYY....WHAT AM I? CHOPPED LIVER???? [Mad]

*SLAP*.......*SLAP*

( [Big Grin]

I love this new attitude [Big Grin]

)

Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:
But such a small moat between Us and the Women

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
You said it Ed.
HEYYYYYY....WHAT AM I? CHOPPED LIVER????

*SLAP*.......*SLAP*

( I love this new attitude )

No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets. [Wink]

Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets.

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Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets.

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Does this mean I can use A1 Sauce? [Big Grin]

Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets.

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Does this mean I can use A1 Sauce?

THAT one's going to PM!!!!

Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets.

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Does this mean I can use A1 Sauce?
THAT one's going to PM!!!!

LMAO....... [Wink]

Posted by 35TH ED/ed (Member # 1709) on :

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:

quote:
Originally posted by cytruffle:

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
No.........you are Filet Mignon Sweets.

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m
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Does this mean I can use A1 Sauce?
THAT one's going to PM!!!!

Is that why your mail box is full every week [Razz]

Posted by Harry P (Member # 533) on :

Careful... All of this might lead to the best vanity plate I ever saw: on an $80,000 Jag:

"He Paid"

Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :

quote:
Originally posted by ss_rs_z:
LMAO.......

You WILL when you read it!! [Big Grin]

quote:
Originally posted by 35TH ED/ed:
Is that why your mail box is full every week

quote:
Originally posted by Harry P:
Careful... All of this might lead to the best vanity plate I ever saw: on an $80,000 Jag:

"He Paid"

ooooo!! I'll have to remember that one! [Wink]

Posted by JohnS (Member # 1073) on :

There was a picture in a local newspaper a couple of weeks ago showing a husband and wife's vanity plates.

One was "I EARN" and the other was "I SPEND". I'll let you guess who had each plate. [Big Grin]

[ 04. February 2004, 12:16 PM: Message edited by: JohnS ]

Posted by ss_rs_z (Member # 1888) on :

Now would I do that Ed????????? [Wink]

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