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Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
 
Top 10 ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer:

10: The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric key pad only goes up to six.
5. The password is Bubba.
4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
And the number one reason is:
The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

[Big Grin] [Razz]
 
Posted by SS_CarGuy (Member # 2065) on :
 
Are we bored today Ms. Milli? [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

Actually that was quite hilarious! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by cytruffle (Member # 1733) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SS_CarGuy:
Are we bored today Ms. Milli? [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

Actually that was quite hilarious! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

Heehee!! naaaaahhhhh.....just amusing myself before the Auto Show....LOL!!! [Wink] [Razz]
 
Posted by BJW (Member # 1836) on :
 
Number 8 takes all honors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by FireChicken (Member # 2067) on :
 
Now where is Git Sum when we need someone to confirm stuff like this.... [Razz]
 
Posted by CamaroSCG (Member # 1591) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 


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